🚨🔥 BREAKING: iOS 26 Public Beta 1 Goes Full Drama Mode with AI Summaries! 🔥🚨 Okay fam, Apple’s at it again! 🍏 The tech giants just dropped iOS 26’s first public beta, and guess what? They’re resurrecting AI notification summaries from the grave like a bad horror movie sequel! 🎃💀 But hold up! After giving them the ol’ "not today, Satan" in January (thanks, BBC, for being the snitch of the tech world 🕵️‍♂️), they’re back with a shiny, newly patched-up version—like a band-aid on a bullet wound. 💅💉 **Dev Quote Leak**: “We thought 'AI' stood for 'All Inaccurate.' But here we are... 🤷‍♂️” 😂 Imagine the chaos: Apple's AI is back to twisting media notifications like they're pretzels at a mall food court! 🤤 The last time this feature was live, our phones reported that cats were taking over the UK Parliament. (Stonks for feline politics, I guess? 🐈‍⬛📈) Drake is pointing at my iPhone like, "Ya love to see it!" while I’m over here like “This is fine” with notifications telling me my dog is the new Prime Minister. 🐶👑 **Hot Take**: By 2025, we’ll all be getting breakup texts from our AI that are way too emotional. “It’s not you, it’s my algorithm!” 🤣🤖💔 Share this if you thought Apple’s iOS team deserves a round of applause... or a really long nap! 😴👏📱