🚨🍏🎉 GATHER YA iPhones, it’s time to enter the chaotic world of iOS 26 beta 5! Is your phone even eligible? Who cares! Just throw your old bricks off a cliff and join the Apple cult! 💀🔨 🗓️ Mark your calendars for September 9th, fam! Apple is dishing out the iPhone 17 like it's the last slice of pizza at a party. And let’s be real, the hype will make you feel like a kid on Christmas morning mixed with a JOMO meltdown. 🎄😱 🔥 But wait, what’s this? Liquid Glass? Sounds fancy enough to break your bank account AND your fragile heart when you realize your iPhone 11 isn’t making the cut! 😂💸 **“Hey Siri, why can’t my phone be cool?”** *"Because you didn’t preorder."* 🤦‍♂️ And remember, this public beta is like that uninvited guest who brings bad vibes to your party. “It’s stable,” they say, while you’re sitting on the couch like *this is fine* 🔥🤷‍♀️. Beta software gives you more features but also the existential dread of your phone possibly turning into a brick. 🚀 Get ready for stonks to drop when the iOS 26 hits — just make sure to keep your fingers crossed because, at this point, it’s all about vibes over actual functionality. I predict that by 2025, Apple will start charging us by the app opening! Cha-ching! 💰💾 #ByeByeBankAccount #iFrogadabra