🚨📱 WARNING: Boring Tech News Alert! 🚨📱 But we’re about to *spice it up* hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna! 🔥😱 So Benjamin and Chance are back at it, dissecting iOS 26 beta 4 like it’s yesterday's leftovers 🤢. What’s new? Like, who even knows? Just more bugs than a summer BBQ, am I right? 🐜😂 But wait, there’s more! AppleCare One is apparently a deal so good it’s making your wallet weep with joy 💰😩. It’s like finding a hidden stonk gem while scrolling through TikTok! And get this — the M5 iPad Pro is rumored to be so powerful it’s basically the iPad that will *actually* teach you how to code! 🤖💥 “I just want a tablet that can cook me dinner!” said no one ever, but hey, let’s cope with the M5 dreams, fam. 😅✨ Meanwhile, the Apple AI group is leaking talent faster than the Titanic! 🛳️💔 “I swear it was *fine* until we tried using Siri...” said a dev suffering from ultimate cringe. Final hot take: In 5 years, your Apple fridge will talk back to you while you’re in the middle of making a sandwich 🥪💬. Welcome to the future, where appliances become your frenemies! 🤯💀 Share this before the algorithm locks us in the cringe zone! 🚀👾 #TechChaos