🚨🐙 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 Beta 4 Just Dropped and It's like a Box of Chocolates—Full of Cringe and Chaos! 🍫💔 Hold onto your iPhones, fam, because Apple is back at it again with iOS 26 Beta 4, and they’ve slapped on some spicy new features! 🔥💁‍♂️ They re-enabled Apple Intelligence notification summaries for, wait for it... NEWS APPS! 📰✨ Yeah, you heard that right! The same feature they yanked faster than your friend when they see a spider—botched summaries galore! 😱💀 Let’s be real: Apple had to bring this back because who wouldn’t want to be notified when "local cat found on roof" is headline news? 😂🐱 Like, stonks in cat ownership just went up for real! And I can already hear the devs in a hypothetical Slack chat: 👨‍💻 “Should we fix the notifications?” 👨‍💻 “Nah, let’s just keep feeding them chaos.” Meanwhile, Apple is out here like: “This is fine.” 🌈🔥 For real, though, prepare for your notifications to sound like a third-hand gossip column wrapped in an ad for a weird toaster! 🔥 Hot Take Alert: By iOS 27, we’ll be getting notifications from our refrigerators. No cap—mark my words! 🚀🤖💰