🚨📱🧊 BREAKING: Apple’s iOS 26 beta 3 turns Liquid Glass into Liquid ✨LAME✨! Hold onto your AirPods, fam! The new iOS update is here, and this time, it’s like they took a scalding hot cup of coffee and dumped it all over your aesthetic dreams! ☕💀 "Less transparency," they said, "more usability!" 😤 Uh, Apple, we don’t want *user-friendly*; we want *user-fancy*! Amaright or am I right? Imagine Drake pointing at the beta 2 version like, “That’s sick!” 🤤 and then the beta 3 makes you go "What is this, the aesthetic department or a usability committee?!" 🤡💔 While some devs are out here like, "This is fine" 🔥, others are definitely seething: *“Just make everything look like glass! Were we not clear?! Stop optimizing our dreams!”* - an *imaginary developer named Greg* 😵‍💫 In another twist, Apple’s saying “We’re making good design choices” like they just announced the next TikTok dance trend. 🚀💸 Here's the hot take: Next Apple announcement? Liquid Glass will be just a *hologram* around your phone, and you’ll pay $1,000 for it. Apple, stop cockblocking innovation and embrace the chaos! ✈️🤖💰 #MemeTech2023