🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple just dropped iOS 26 Public Beta 2 and let me tell ya, it’s a *whole* mood! 🍏🚨 I hope you’re ready to upgrade your phone to *Liquid Glass* 🌊💧, because who doesn't want their screen to look like a frosted glass door at a fancy restaurant? #ClassyNotCringy 🥂✨ While we all patiently wait to NOT beta-test Tim Cook’s latest frankenstein experiment, it seems like Apple’s just flexing their translucent muscles 💪, saying “Look at my shiny new UI, pleb!” Meanwhile, your Android buddies over there grinning like they just dropped a stonk 💹 “based” notification while using their customization features you can’t even dream of. 🤡 Tim Cook popped off during the earnings call, declaring these dev betas are “*by far the most popular*” 🙄, like when your mom tells you you're her favorite child (we know you're lying, mom). Here’s a leaked convo from inside the Apple HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "What’s new?" 👩‍💻 Developer 2: "You can see the wallpaper but like, not really. #LiquidGlass" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: *seethes* "Fr fr? That's the new hot gas?" So get ready, folks, ‘cause soon enough, your phone will be so transparent it’ll start making your social life look like a poorly-written sitcom. 🍿 And I predict, in true Apple fashion, they’ll announce an *iOS 27* tweak that makes your battery die even faster 🤯💀, calling it “enhanced efficiency.” You heard it here first! #AppleScrewingUsAgain #iOS26 #WWDCWhat?