🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS 🍏🚨: Apple just dropped iOS 26 Beta 2, and the only thing cooler than that is your grandma trying to FaceTime you while her phone has 2% battery. 🔋💀 So, what's poppin' in this new update? Brace yourselves—Liquid Glass! Yeah, folks, we're not talking about some fancy drink; we're talking about a home screen so slick it'll make your phone look like it just emerged from a tech spa day. 💦✨ *Developer says*: “Honestly, we just ran out of names. Liquid Glass? Whatever, it sounds cool.” 🤷‍♂️🤡 But wait, there’s more! Apple is still pretending that they care about spam texts and unknown senders 🤬💌. Like, for real? Nobody wanted to hear the guy from the 4th car commercial trying to sell me life insurance at 3 AM! Just stop! 😩🚗 #Cringe This is all part of the grand scheme, folks. Apple’s like Drake, waving goodbye to innovation while pointing at “stagnation” like, “Nah, that’s just my vibe now.” 😂💼💰 Prediction time: 🥁 In the near future, Apple will merge with a 3D printing company to create a line of iPhones that are entirely made of Liquid Glass. They’ll launch them on TikTok and then we’ll all have to buy one, or face societal ostracization. So, who's ready to open their wallets? 💸🔥💥 Share this chaotic energy, fam!