🚨🍏📰 ALERT! This is NOT a drill, fam! Apple is back at it AGAIN with their never-ending saga of confusing updates! 🤖✨ Say hello to Apple Intelligence (which sounds like a scammy tech startup) and their shiny new summarized news notifications in iOS 26! 🤡💀 So here’s the tea ☕: they rolled out a fancy notification summary feature, then pulled a classic “Oops, we messed up!” move by disabling it for News & Entertainment apps back in iOS 18.3! 😂 BBC was like “Nah fam, you’re not about to butcher our headlines for clicks! 🚫” Can you blame them? Apple’s like that kid in class who says, “I did the homework” but ends up rewriting the entire thing into a TikTok dance. 💃🚀 Now they’re back with a “new look” (which means they just slapped some glitter on it, let’s be real) for notifications. 🙄🔥 Users noticed these juicy notifications look *different*—more like Apple trying to flex on your notifications! Drake just pointed at it like “I wish it never came back.” 👀💸 💬 "I don't know, I thought it was supposed to help?" - some confused developer, probably. 🔥 HOT TAKE: Apple's gonna drop a reality TV show next! “Keeping Up with the Updates” featuring weekly dramatic exits of their latest features! 🤯💰✨ Share this if you're ready to see Apple fumble their way to the next iOS release! 🚀👀 #AppleDrama #NotificationNonsense