🚨💰BREAKING: Anthropic is officially the new "who dis?" in the AI investment world with a valuation hotter than a SpaceX launch 🔥🚀! According to *The Information* (that's a fancy way of saying: "the nerds whisper to each other"), investors wanna throw around $100 BILLION like it’s Monopoly money. You know they’re coasting on cloud AI and serving up those profit metrics like it’s a buffet at a tech bro conference! 🤖💸 "Bro, we just sold a sh*t ton of AI stuff!" - said some imaginary dev at Anthropic, probably wearing a hoodie and sipping oat milk. Meanwhile, real investors are out here channeling Drake pointing at that hundred billion like, "Yas, this is it!" 💸✨ But let's not get too hype; you ever heard of the tech bubble? 🤡 Like my grandma says, "it’s all stonks until it’s not!" 📉 This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️ Prediction time: In a world where AI literally becomes our overlord, Anthropic's stock will either rocket to the moon 🌕 or crash harder than my last Tinder date. No cap, fr fr! 🤯💀 #StayWoke #AIOverlords