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"Investors ready to risk it all on Anthropic's $100B glow-up ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿš€ Time to put the hype train in overdrive! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€ #InvestorsGonnaInvest"

July 16, 2025
about 1 month ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฐBREAKING: Anthropic is officially the new "who dis?" in the AI investment world with a valuation hotter than a SpaceX launch ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€! According to *The Information* (that's a fancy way of saying: "the nerds whisper to each other"), investors wanna throw around $100 BILLION like itโ€™s Monopoly money. You know theyโ€™re coasting on cloud AI and serving up those profit metrics like itโ€™s a buffet at a tech bro conference! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ธ "Bro, we just sold a sh*t ton of AI stuff!" - said some imaginary dev at Anthropic, probably wearing a hoodie and sipping oat milk. Meanwhile, real investors are out here channeling Drake pointing at that hundred billion like, "Yas, this is it!" ๐Ÿ’ธโœจ But let's not get too hype; you ever heard of the tech bubble? ๐Ÿคก Like my grandma says, "itโ€™s all stonks until itโ€™s not!" ๐Ÿ“‰ This is fine, right? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Prediction time: In a world where AI literally becomes our overlord, Anthropic's stock will either rocket to the moon ๐ŸŒ• or crash harder than my last Tinder date. No cap, fr fr! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’€ #StayWoke #AIOverlords

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