🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! Model ML just raised $75 million! 💵✨ That's right—your friendly neighborhood AI is ready to kick investment bankers to the curb like they’re yesterday's stale bagels! 🥯💀 In a shocking plot twist 🚀🎢, this startup is turning those suit-clad number crunchers into unpaid interns—forever! You heard it here first, this tech is gonna have bankers arguing in the break room about who’s turn it is to refill the coffee pot while AI makes the pitch decks for them! 😂🔥 One developer was overheard saying, “Making pitch decks? More like AI is about to make those bankers DECKED! 💥👟” Meanwhile, another chimes in, “This feels like a stonks meme IRL, and I’m here for it!” 📈😤 But let’s be real—what's next? Will AI replace Wall Street *and* your local Chipotle worker? 😱🥴 No cap, that burrito flipper better start learning to code or they’ll be serving chips 🍟 to a bunch of robots! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll all be investing with AI while our real-life investments fall apart faster than your last Tinder date! Run it! 💔🚀💥 #FOMO #TechChaos #BrokeButWoke