🚀👾🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Intuitive Machines, the Moon lander squad that's vibing with the stars 🌙✨, is jumping into the military game, and NO, y’all, this isn’t just another episode of “American Dad”! 🤡💀 Imagine this: one minute they’re sending sweet rovers to the Moon, next minute they’re like, “Hey, NASA, hold my astronaut ice cream while I slap some missiles on these bad boys!” 💰💣💥 Somebody call Elon, it’s about to get STONKS here! 📈 In a leaked convo, an Intuitive dev was overheard saying: "We went from Moonlight to fight night. Who knew international contracts would be our next launchpad? 🚀🤖" #GoBigOrGoHome #ThisIsFine. Meanwhile, Twitter is losing its mind, debating whether Intuitive Machines is the "new space-age defense hero" or just another "space cringe fest." ✨🤦‍♂️ *Drake Pointing Meme*: “Y’all really gonna trust the Moon guy with your national security?” Here's the real tea, fam: With this pivot, the boys at Intuitive are about to either save the world or totally botch it and end up in a cringe compilation. Future prediction? In 5 years, we'll be launching drones to the Moon. Mark my words. 😱👽🔥 #MilitaryMoonLanding #GalaxyBrainMoves ✌️💅