🚨🥳 BREAKING: Intuit just turned ChatGPT into a financial guru overnight, and it's NOT the crypto bro we expected! 🎉💸 Say goodbye to tax season dread and hello to your new robot advisor! 🤖💼 📈 In a deal juicier than a stonk meme gone viral🍔, Intuit has pledged a nine-figure sum to integrate TurboTax, Credit Karma, QuickBooks, and even MailChimp into the AI abyss. It’s like assembling the Avengers, but for your debts! 💪💰 Developer quote leak: “We figured, why not let GPT handle our mess for us? Less seething over tax codes, more chilling with memes.” - Intuit Dev Team, probs. 🤡🔥 So you can now ask ChatGPT to analyze your finances while simultaneously telling you which TikToks are trending! 🧐🚀🔥 This is either the dawn of a new financial renaissance or a full-on cringe fest. No cap, prepare for your app to start throwing unsolicited financial advice like it's a college roommate at 2 AM. Hot take: Within five years, YOUR tax returns will be done by a sentient AI and you’ll be too busy scrolling TikTok to care—“This is fine” vibes all around. 📲💀💵💥 #TaxTokTakeover!