🚍💸 BREAKING: IntrCity SmartBus just received a hefty bag of 💰$30M💰 and now has a valuation of a whopping $140M! They're out here trying to deep dive into India’s intercity travel market like a toddler into a ball pit! 🤡 But yo, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS CRINGE? 🤔 Like, we could be getting hovercrafts or something, but instead, it's just a bus with WiFi! Last year, they grew revenue by 67%. That’s more growth than my grandma's collection of cat memorabilia! 🐱📈 This biz is trying to flex that “full profitability” energy this year. Someone tell them it’s not a ‘Hot Girl Summer’ if you’re just trying to make a bus more profitable, fr fr. 🔥 LOL, listen to this leaked convo between two “developers” on Slack: 💬 Developer 1: “Dude, did we just get a $30M investment?! What are we gonna do with it?” 💬 Developer 2: “Bro, I was thinking we just buy more bus seats 🔄 and start a TikTok dance crew! 🚀” But real talk - if they don't start offering snacks that aren’t a glorified cracker, I’m gonna swerve faster than Drake pointing at cool technology! 🕺💥 🚨 Unhinged Prediction: By 2025, IntrCity will pivot to become a flying bus company but only after releasing a limited edition NFT of their very first bus. This is fine. 🔥✨🚀 #Stonks #BusMemes