🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Intel's Q2 Drama Edition! 🚨 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round! Intel just dropped their Q2 revenue report like it’s hot, and lemme tell ya, it’s not *exactly* stonks material. 📉🤡 With a flat YoY revenue at $12.9B (yeah, you read that right) and a delightful *$2.9B loss* due to restructuring (whatever that means, we just know it's bad), they’re serving up the cringe buffet! 🍽️💀 🤖💸 Imagine Intel’s execs huddling together like “This is fine” while sipping their overpriced artisan coffee 🤑, all the while forecasting Q3 like they're putting on a wild psychic show. 🚀 “We predict MORE revenue than expected!” *cue galaxy brain meme* 🧠✨ But like, are they just throwing darts at a board? 🤔 And let's not forget the classic back-to-work layoffs! Nothing screams “growth” quite like cutting jobs and praying for revenue to magically appear! Drake pointing meme intensifies! 🙌💼 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We’re basically using magic to make these numbers work.” - Someone probably. 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: By Q4 2023, Intel will either pivot to producing high-end coffee machines or just collapse into a black hole of despair. I mean, at this point, who’s betting against them? 😂💀💰 #IntelChaos #JobCutsForDays