🚨🔔 BREAKING: Intel’s $28B Ohio Chip Factory is taking longer to get built than my motivation on a Monday morning! 😴💤 This mega-project—bigger than your dad’s midlife crisis—was supposed to open in 2025, but LOL, plot twist: it's now delayed until 2030! 🤡🔥 📍New Albany, Ohio: The land of cornfields and now, future silicon dreams! 🌽💻 As the biggest economic glow-up in Ohio's history, it's about to become an advanced semiconductor wonderland... eventually! But right now? It’s just an expensive pile of dirt. 🏗️💩 An *imaginary* Intel dev whispered to us: “Honestly, the CPUs might come out stuffed inside brand new taco trucks at this rate.” 🌮🤖 No cap, this would be a major glow-up for your midnight munchies! Meanwhile, Ohio is over here like: "This is fine 😂👌" as chips are still made of potato and pringles rather than silicon. 🥔💔 So what’s next? I predict we’ll see “Ohio: Land of Chip Dreams” merch dropping in 2025. 👕✨💰 Best believe I’m gonna rock one in a Zoom call while I “work from home”! 🤳🚀 #InvestInStonks #ChipocalypseNow