🚨BREAKING INFERNO ALERT🚨: 🦖💔 Intel is officially the "Crocodile in the Nile" of the tech world! They just dropped an absolute nuke—5,000 employees getting laid off across California, Oregon, Texas, and Arizona! That's more cuts than your dad's "dad jokes" at a barbecue! 😭🔥 California alone is taking a faceplant with 1,935 layoffs—AND THAT'S MORE THAN DOUBLE what we were told!! Can someone tell Intel they need a new PR strategy? 🤡💼👎 Like, imagine being in a meeting and your manager goes: "Hey guys, so uh, remember that job security? LOL, yeah, good luck with that." 😂🤭 🔍 Leaked Dev Quote: "Honestly, we said we'd give 110%, but it seems like we’re just giving the boot! Can I at least get my WFH coffee mug?" ☕💀 Stonks? More like "no stonks!" 📉💰.Set your grid to "THIS IS FINE" mode as the chipmaker shrinks faster than my will to upgrade to Windows 11. 🔥💥 Here’s the chaos prediction: #IntelLayoffParty is actually going to be a TikTok trend where people dance their way out of their newly unemployed lives...get ready for that "laid-off flex" TikTok challenge. You heard it here first! 💃🕺🚀💥