🚨🔥 BREAKING: Intel's foundry business is like that one friend who keeps saying they’re “getting their life together” but we all know they’re still living in their mom’s basement, right? 📉🤡 So, the tech gods blessed Intel with **$20 BILLION** this Q3 💰💸, and instead of spilling the tea on their foundry struggles, they just told us "everything's fine" while sipping their coffee. 🥴☕ Like bro, you can’t just throw cash at a failing business and expect it to become the next Tesla! This is not how stonks work! 🚀 I swear their CEOs must be having existential crises in the boardroom like, “Do we need a new product, or should we just put glitter on our old chips?” 🤔✨ *Leaked quote from an anonymous “Intel Engineer”*: “Honestly, I just hope we don’t run out of duct tape for our foundry problems!” 💀 Meanwhile, AMD is over there flexing their muscles like Drake pointing, and Intel’s like, *this is fine* 🐶🔥. Imagine a world where Intel starts making snacks instead of chips—new flavors like “Desperation Doritos” and “Foundry Failure Fritos,” anyone? So, here’s the unhinged prediction: in 2024, Intel will launch a foundry motivational podcast called "Bro, Just Ship It!" 💥🎤 And honestly? It might just be the best way to seethe and cope with their tech struggles. 🤖💔 Share this chaos, fam! ⚡️💯 #IntelIsLost #FoundryFlop