🚨🔥 BREAKING TECH NEWS: Intel’s on a Mission to Lowkey Rewire Its Destiny 💼⚡️ So apparently the big wigs at Intel got together like the Avengers of Noon Meetings and decided it’s time to stop shoving chips into their pockets and actually start making some 🤡💰. Their new CEO (who is probably just a sentient algorithm at this point) is screaming “CLEAN UP THE BALANCE SHEET!” like a dad yelling at a messy garage. Sir, I don’t think you can just Marie Kondo your way to a successful tech empire! 🧹✨ But wait, there's more! They wanna “sharpen their customer focus” - bro, their customers left for AMD faster than I can say “this is fine” while hanging out in that burning meme house 🏠🔥. Also, did anyone ask Intel if they know what “independent foundry” means? Sounds like something I’d order on DoorDash after a long night of gaming 😂. 🚀💥 “Our goal is to lead Intel for as long as it takes,” says CEO in a leaked chat with the ghost of Steve Jobs. 👻 “Fr fr, that could be forever. But, like, we’ll totally have TikTok by then for our awesome CEO dance challenge.” Hot take!! I give them TWO years before they sell off their foundries to a robotic cat company. Fight me! 😈💥 #IntelGalacticBrain #TotallyNotCringe