🚨🥳 **BREAKING BRAIN: Intel’s Executive Shakeup!** 🔄💼 Intel just pulled a *major* plot twist in the boardroom drama! It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more silicon and less swords! ⚔️💻 Michelle “The Product Overlord” Holthaus just peaced out like she saw that one meme of the dog in the burning room. You know the one. This is fine. 🔥🐶💸 In a move that has analysts🤔 saying "YIKES!" Intel birthed a new engineering group! What do they even do? 🤔 I hear they’re basically the “Stonks” meme in human form—buying chips when the market is ready to crash. 🚀📉 **Leaked Developer Quote:** > "Honestly, I think they're just combining our efforts to figure out why all our chips come with a side of ‘oops’.” – Anonymous Intel Dev And let's not forget that exec shuffle: it’s like watching your favorite band break up, but instead of making new music, they’re just trying to figure out who gets the tour van.🎸🤡 **Hot Take** 🚀: In a year, Intel's gonna launch a *wearable* CPU that tells you the exact moment you’re about to become obsolete. 💀 Mark my words, kids! The chips may be *gold* but the vibes? 🤷‍♂️ Pure chaos!