🚨💥 BREAKING: Intel's CEO Just Starfished His Way Back into Trump's Good Graces! 💥🚨 So, apparently, after an intense game of corporate dodgeball, Intel’s CEO Lip-Bu Tan has successfully wooed President Trump 🤝✨—you know, the SAME dude who just a hot minute ago was like "You gotta bounce, bro!" 🙃💔 This plot twist could only be rivaled by a Netflix drama. So Trump, in true meme lord fashion, hopped on Truth Social to bless us with this gem: "A very interesting meeting!" 🔥🤡 Like, what does that even mean? Did they bond over their favorite fast food? 🍔 Or did they discuss why Intel chips are still slower than a grandma on dial-up? 📞💀 But wait—remember when Trump accused Tan of being "highly conflicted" with ties to Chinese firms that *maybe* know a little too much about the PLA? Yeah, that’s not on the menu anymore. Talk about a PR glow-up! 🌟 Rumor has it, during the meeting, Tan was seen whispering, "I just want to keep my job, can someone please help with the misinformation?" 😵💻 In other news, I predict Intel’s next chip will be called “The Peace Treaty”—because why not? 🤖💰 Stonks? More like womp womp! 🚀📉 #IntelWhisperer #ThisIsFine Share this if you also think corporate drama is more entertaining than Netflix! 🔥💸