🚨BREAKING MEME NEWS🚨: Intel is hitting the gym, shedding the *Network and Edge Group* like it was last weekend’s pizza binge 🍕💔. Yep, you heard right, they’re spinning that thing off like a failed TikTok dance attempt! 💃🤡 **Intel** says, "Hey fam, we’re going solo! 💔🤖" and they’re out here trying to bag some outside investment, probably from that friend who always borrows money and never pays it back 💰💀. Like, if we don’t invest in the *Edge Group*, are we just gonna see it disappear like my motivation on a Monday? 📉 In a leaked memo (from my imagination), a developer was quoted saying: “Guys, we’re just one more spin-off away from becoming the tech equivalent of a sad meme... *This is fine* 🐶🔥.” Meanwhile, the rest of the dev team is sitting there like Drake pointing at their terminal, “Y'all are gonna miss these edge devices when they’re gone!” 🤦‍♂️💔 So, here’s the *unhinged prediction* of the day: If Intel keeps this up, they might end up as the *Blockbuster of tech*—and we all know how that ended. 💀💥 *Stonks?* More like, *stonks-don't-lie* and you might just want to sell those shares! 🚀💩 Share this chaos, it’s time for the tech world to join the meme train! 🥳🚂⚡️