🚨💀 BREAKING: Intel Says "Vroom Vroom, Nah" to Automotive Chips! 🚗💨 In a plot twist that literally no one asked for, Intel is shutting down its automotive architecture business faster than your mom can say "Did you unplug it?" 🤡🔥 That’s right, just as we were all looking forward to our self-driving Chipzilla cars, turns out the brains behind the operation were just snap, crackling, and popping all over the road! 🚧💔 Internal memos floated around like confetti at a cringe party: "We're focusing on our core clients," said some poor intern who was probably hoping for a cushy seat in the data center. 📉🤖 LOL imagine being that intern like 🥲 "So, no Dream Car 3000?" 🎤💔 Meanwhile, investors be like, "Stonks? More like dunked in the trash can!" 🤪💩 And if you're wondering where all the layoffs came from, let's just say it’s more packed than a TikTok dance challenge after the party's over. 🕺📉 So buckle up, fam, ‘cause my hot take is that the next big thing Intel will focus on is finding out how many chips they can lay off before they run out of actual chips to sell! 😤🫡🚀 But who knows, maybe the next Intel product will be their own *layoff simulator*! 😱 #ThisIsFine #WeJustWantedSelfDriving 🚀💥