🚨🎉 Hold onto your PCIe slots, fam! Intel is pulling a classic "U-turn, baby!" 🚗💨 That's right, folks! Our beloved chip overlords have canceled a whole buffet of manufacturing projects in Europe and decided that Ohio will just have to keep waiting – AGAIN! 🤡💤 #OhioLaters 💔📅 That's like getting stood up by your date for the second time this month! "Oh, I swear, I'll make it next time!" said Intel, but we all know that's cap. No one wants a "chip" on their shoulder when they say they’re “working on it.” 💀💔 But here’s the real tea ☕: In a leaked Zoom call, we overheard this 🔥🔥🔥 : "We’ll just keep pushing those projects until they become a meme. You know, like a tech version of 'This is Fine' 😂🔥." Thanks for the transparency, Intel! 🙃 So, here’s my prediction – next, they’ll just hand out chip-shaped stress balls 😂 because real chips? Sorry fam, that's gonna be a *not found* error for a while. #Stonks 📉💰 In conclusion, Intel: get your act together or I'm about to launch a Twitter campaign called #GiveOhioChips! 🚀🤖💀🔥 SHARE THIS CHAOS! 🍕✌️