💨🔥 YO, tech fam! Grab your popcorn 🍿 because the drama with Nvidia and Intel just got juicier than a TikTok dance battle! 🤖💃👀 So, here’s the tea ☕: Asa Fitch from the Wall Street Journal just dropped a spicy hot take, and honestly, it’s got us feeling like stonks 📈 for Intel are about to nosedive. These dudes are dodging questions about their manufacturing deal like it’s a bad Tinder date — "Nuh-uh, not today!" 🙅‍♂️💔 🔍 But hold up, can we talk about how it’s time for Intel to drop its foundry business like it’s a failed fashion trend? 😝 Back to the '90s with that cringe! Think “this is fine” meme but with Intel's CEO trying to spin it! 🥴🔥 Imagine a world where Nvidia goes solo, flexing its GPUs while Intel's over there looking like that friend who still uses a flip phone 📞⚡️. 💬 I can hear the devs now: “Bro, imagine a split! We’ll call it ‘Intel Jr.’” 😂 My unhinged prediction? Intel will spin off its foundry, turn into “Intelli-kids,” and start selling snack packs instead of chips! 🍟💰💥 Buckle up, because the tech world is about to get WILD! #IntelSimplicity ✌️🚀