🚨👀 BREAKING: Intel OUT HERE like Thanos snapping his fingers and wiping 24,000 job positions! 💸💥 “We have not set any headcount reduction target,” said Intel’s Sophie Metzger... which is basically CEO-speak for “Get ready for a *big mood* of layoffs! 😅💅” The new CEO, Lip-Bu Tan, is running Intel like an overzealous barber with a bad pair of clippers—snip snip, bye-bye to projects in Germany, Poland, and Costa Rica. Last seen: a 25% workforce shrinkage that leaves Intel looking like a badly deflated balloon 🎈💀. Remember the good ol’ days? When Intel was basically the CODE-nation? *Cue sad violin* The workforce is dropping faster than the stock market after a meme stock crash 📉🤡. What’s next, firing the mascot? 😂 One developer reportedly quipped, “I guess we are just NOT silicon-based life forms anymore…” RIP to our friends at Intel (cue sad music and the Drake pointing meme). 🔥 So, what’s the hot take? 🤖🚀 Buckle up, folks—there’s a *non-zero chance* we see Intel pivot to NFT microchips for “blockchain gaming” 💰💾. I mean, ya know, just to *really* lean into the chaos! Are we ready to embrace the future?!?! 🤪💥