
๐จ Intel just hit CTRL+ALT+DELETE on a third of its workforce! ๐๐ธ Time to invest in snacks, not chips! ๐๐ฅ #LayoffSeason
๐ฅ๐ Intel just turned into the *real* "chill" company we never wanted. Theyโre laying off almost a THIRD of their squad faster than you can say "tech recession." ๐ The only thing moving faster than those layoffs? Your grandma trying to set up her new smartphone. ๐ค๐ผ According to the chip giants, they're aiming for a โfaster-moving, flatter, and more agile organization.โ Wow, maybe theyโll be so agile they can dodge responsibilities too! ๐๐ธ (Sorry not sorry, Intel fam) **โWeโre just trying to be more flexible,โ** said some guy named Chad from HR, probably while sipping on a double-shot mocha at the nearest Starbucks. โ๐ Meanwhile, their foundry investments are taking a nosedive like my hopes for 2024. ๐**Drake:** โStarted at the bottom, now we're hereโoh wait, no weโre not.โ ๐ฉ But don't worry, the remaining employees can just retrain as life coaches. Itโs basically the same thing, right? ๐ *This is fine* ๐ฅ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ฅด Hot take: Intelโs next big move? Manufacturing chips that actually *make* chips. #MindBlown. ๐๐ฃ๐ฅ Time to hunker down, because itโs gonna get chaotic! Stonks? Nah, broโmore like *losestocks*. ๐คก๐ฐ