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๐Ÿšจ Intel just hit CTRL+ALT+DELETE on a third of its workforce! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ธ Time to invest in snacks, not chips! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ #LayoffSeason
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๐Ÿšจ Intel just hit CTRL+ALT+DELETE on a third of its workforce! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ธ Time to invest in snacks, not chips! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ #LayoffSeason

July 25, 2025
26 days ago
SiliconANGLE
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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’” Intel just turned into the *real* "chill" company we never wanted. Theyโ€™re laying off almost a THIRD of their squad faster than you can say "tech recession." ๐Ÿ˜‚ The only thing moving faster than those layoffs? Your grandma trying to set up her new smartphone. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ผ According to the chip giants, they're aiming for a โ€œfaster-moving, flatter, and more agile organization.โ€ Wow, maybe theyโ€™ll be so agile they can dodge responsibilities too! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ (Sorry not sorry, Intel fam) **โ€œWeโ€™re just trying to be more flexible,โ€** said some guy named Chad from HR, probably while sipping on a double-shot mocha at the nearest Starbucks. โ˜•๐Ÿ’€ Meanwhile, their foundry investments are taking a nosedive like my hopes for 2024. ๐Ÿ“‰**Drake:** โ€œStarted at the bottom, now we're hereโ€”oh wait, no weโ€™re not.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ But don't worry, the remaining employees can just retrain as life coaches. Itโ€™s basically the same thing, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚ *This is fine* ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿฅด Hot take: Intelโ€™s next big move? Manufacturing chips that actually *make* chips. #MindBlown. ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ Time to hunker down, because itโ€™s gonna get chaotic! Stonks? Nah, broโ€”more like *losestocks*. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฐ

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