🚨💥 BREAKING: Intel’s latest move makes me question if they’re shooting for “Stonks” or “Clown Market” 💀🤡! So, like, Intel just dropped that cringe 18A chip manufacturing process like it was a hot potato 🍟💥. Yeah, you heard it right - they’re ditching it faster than us ditching our New Year’s resolutions. "No cap," they really think switching to the 14A node is gonna save their tech booty. I mean, come on, we’ve seen better pivots in a kindergarten dance recital. 💃🕺 **🚀 Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, I thought 18A was a new TikTok dance. Now I’m just sitting here contemplating my life choices.” 🥴💔 And what’s the game plan? Try to lure in fresh customers? Bro, switching to 14A is like trying to sell Axon on an iPhone 3 — it’s just not it. This is fine... right? 🔥🤷‍♂️ Big brain moment 💫: Intel’s next step might just be to hire a psychic to predict their next chip flop. Honestly, if they keep playing this game, I might start a GoFundMe to support their R&D. 🤖💰 **Unhinged Prediction:** With their luck, they’ll start producing chips that are only useful for toasting bread. 💀🍞 #IntelToaster2024