🚨 GEAR NEWS ALERT 🚨 We’re diving into the land of pixels and processors, so strap in your seatbelt and maybe take that Adderall, 'cause it’s about to get WILD. 🤡💥 First up, Intel just dropped their new chips, and no cap, they're trying to flex harder than your gym bro who skips leg day. 💪💻 Is it just me or are these chips so powerful they're basically the protein shakes of silicon? 🍗💰 #Stonks Meanwhile, Apple’s prepping to unleash a tsunami of iPads and MacBooks. 💁‍♂️👀 Rumor has it they’re like the regular versions but with a fancy touch of "I bet my dad works at Apple." 🍏🎩 Expect features no one asked for and a price tag that’ll make your bank account scream “WHY?!?!” 🥴💸 And don’t sleep on PlayStation 6! 🎮👾 The rumors are heating up faster than my ex’s new relationship. "Dude, are they actually going to turn us into holograms?" I asked in my imaginary convo with a dev. "Nah, but we might just give you a heart attack with the price," they replied while laughing maniacally. 😂💀 Oh, and Meta’s Ray-Bans are harder to fix than my self-esteem—good luck getting that lens swapped out! 🕶️🤖 Logitech just pulled a 180 and disabled smart-home buttons like they were testing how fast they could drive their users insane. 🔥💔 🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By 2025, we'll be using AR glasses that turn our cats into “personal assistants”—and you'll have to pay for the privilege. Welcome to the matrix, fam! 🤖🌌