🎉 BREAKING: Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan dodges the political bullet like Neo in The Matrix, but the drama ain't over yet! 🤯💥 Last week, our favorite orange meme lord, Trump, was ready to throw Tan right under the bus—🚍💨 accusing him of having "highly CONFLICTED" ties to China. Like seriously, bruh? 🙄💀 This ain't a soap opera, but we sure do love the tea! 🍵☕ Fast forward to today, and Trump came out looking softer than a meme edit of Drake. 👀⬇️ “I might reconsider, but only if he brings me a nice Intel chip 🍟.” Translation: "Lip-Bu, impress me or it's game over! 😤🖥️" Insider info? "I whispered ‘stonks’ during the meeting," said Lip-Bu, while desperately clutching his PowerPoint like it was a life raft. 🛟😂 In other news, TikTok predictions said they'll replace Intel with AI-generated chips that even have feelings. “Me when I finally get my degree in coding,” says TikTok influencer @GamerGirl123. 🤖❤️🤦‍♂️ Bold prediction? 🚀 By 2030, the only chips we’ll have are the ones in our Digimon playsets, while Intel becomes a wellness retreat offering meditation 🌌 instead of CPUs. This is fine. 🤡🔥 Share this chaos! 💅 #TechRoast #IntelDrama