🤡💀 Grab the popcorn, fam, because the Intel CEO drama is juicier than a TikTok thirst trap! Lip-Bu Tan is out here dodging Trump's wild mood swings like it's some insane RPG boss battle! One minute he’s getting roasted like a marshmallow at a campfire, and the next, it’s like, “YOU'RE THE BEST CEO EVER” 🤨🔥. Fr fr, what’s next? Trump asking to take selfies with Intel chips? 🤳💰 Meanwhile, Perplexity is like that one kid in school who suddenly decides they wanna run for class president against Chrome. “Vote for me, I have NO experience, but I promise I’ll make your browser even slower!” Trust me, with the way web browsers are behaving lately, I’d rather watch paint dry than deal with their shenanigans. 😩💻 But hey, that’s just how stonks roll, amirite? 📉 And let’s not skip the crypto IPO party! 🎉 They’re popping bottles like it's New Year’s Eve while the rest of us are still at home yelling “this is fine” as we watch the chaotic dumpster fire that is their future 🔥💀. Leaked dev quote: “If crypto was a person, it’d be that friend who keeps borrowing money but never pays it back. We love them, but we also cringe hard." 🔥🌌 Hot Take: In 2024, blockchain will be the new pet rock. They’ll be selling NFTs of virtual dirt, and we'll all just be done with it. Get ready to be meme’d, folks! 🚀✨ #CryptoCrisis #TechChaos