🚨🤖 **BREAKING NEWS**: Intel’s CEO Lip-Bu Tan is caught in a spicy drama thicker than your mom’s chili recipe! 🌶️🔥 Remember when the stock soared like Elon on a SpaceX rocket? 🚀💰 Yeah, that was just a *sugary facade*, fam. Now, he’s under fire like a marshmallow at a summer campfire 🔥😱, and let me tell ya, the White House is watching like it’s the *Super Bowl* but with way less excitement. 💀🗣️ *Leaked quote from an insider*: “Honestly, I thought we were building chips, not drama! I was expecting a sitcom, not a soap opera!” 😂💔 It’s clear Lip-Bu is playing *Among Us* in a boardroom full of impostors. 🤔👀 The market’s giving us that Drake-Pointing meme: “Intel stock? *Nah*!” But there’s still hope, right? *Maybe* this whole mess is the new Elon strategy of *Chaos Marketing™*? 😂📈 🔥**HOT TAKE**: If Lip-Bu can survive this clown show, I predict we’ll see a renaissance of chips SO good that even your grandma’s potato salad will be jealous! 🤡💥 #IntelDrama #TechRealityTV