📉🌪️ Intel just went full-on "This is fine" meme mode as they attempt to launch their shiny new "18A" chip process, and spoiler alert: it’s about as smooth as a baby giraffe on roller skates. 🤡💀 So, like, is Intel trying to remind us of that one time they thought they could catch up to TSMC? 🤦‍♂️ They’re out here axing jobs and canceling projects faster than I can say “I should've invested in stonks instead of waiting for this hot mess.” 🚀💰 “It's like we’re trying to cook a gourmet meal using instant ramen,” said an *imaginary* disgruntled engineer, who definitely isn't a fan of doing the dirty work while management sips on their overpriced lattes. ☕💸 Meanwhile, they're promising "Panther Lake" for laptops like it's a mythical creature, and TBH, it sounds more like a failed Pokémon than a revolutionary chip process. 🤖💔 In conclusion, Intel is out here trying to flex but they’re just slipping on banana peels. My hot take? By 2025, they’ll be manufacturing chips out of your grandma's basement. 📉🤯🔥 If they can’t get their stuff together, we might just see AMD and NVIDIA squabbling over the last scraps like seagulls at a beach picnic! 🍟💀