🚗💨 *BREAKING: Intel Hits the Brakes on Car Chips!* 💨🚗 Ladies and gents, seems like Intel’s automotive division just got sent to the junkyard! 🛠️💀 They’re like “sorry, fam, but we’re going back to our *core* business – no cap.” 🙃💔 That’s right, they’re throwing the ignition key for car chips in the dumpster while they focus on data centers, aka the land of eternal anxiety and hamster wheels. 🤖🐹 In a memo that basically screams “lightning bolt” vibes ⚡, they’re saying goodbye to “most” of their auto crew. Just imagine a bunch of developers crying in a circle, chanting “this is fine" 🔥😱. Meanwhile, the car chips that once powered infotainment systems and such are now left sad and alone, like that one friend who never gets invited to parties. "Bro, we put the pedal to the metal for years, and now we’re putting up a *for sale* sign!" lamented an "anonymous" Intel dev, probably while wiping tears with a stonks meme. 📉💰 Stay tuned, because my unhinged prediction is that Intel will pivot to self-driving lawnmowers next! 🚜🌌 The future is bright, folks! #LawnMowerTech2025