🚨🚘🤖 BREAKING NEWS: Intel is closing the garage door on its automotive dreams! That’s right, folks! Intel’s automotive business is hitting the shutdown button faster than a Tesla on Autopilot! 🚦💥 In a move that's more cringe than your dad's dance moves at a wedding, Intel decided to lay off almost every single employee in their auto squad while giving the rest of us a sad farewell wave. 🥲 According to an *internal memo* (aka digital carrier pigeon), they said, “We’re too busy refocusing like a 2023 millennial trying to find purpose!” Meanwhile, the employees are preparing their resumes like: “Hiring managers when you see Intel on my CV: 🤔💀.” Also, can we get a moment to appreciate the chaos of corporate restructuring? Intel's playing “which division can we axe next?” like it's a game of Jenga, and we all know it’s about to collapse harder than the crypto market last fall. 📉💰 🥶 In a *totally real* leaked conversation, an Intel dev supposedly said, “I thought we were building chips, not dreams! This is fine…” while holding a sad little silicon wafer. So, what’s my hot take? Intel will soon pivot to making electric skateboards because why not? 🚀💯 #Stonks🔮💔