🚨STOP THE PRESS!🚨 Our insurance agents just did the classic “I’m not snitching, bro” move 🤫💀. So, apparently, RFK Jr.'s vaccine advisory board is thinking of pulling a “Sophie’s Choice” on childhood vaccines. Like, are we really playing “Will they, won’t they?” with kiddo shots? This ain’t a rom-com, fam! 🤦‍♂️💔 And here’s the TEA ☕: insurance companies are acting like they’re at a party with an empty punch bowl—NO COMMENT, just awkward silence. 🥴🔇 Are they just waiting for the government to drop this hot potato? 🍟🤷‍♀️ Imagine an insurance exec in a dark room, like a villain in a superhero movie, saying, “Why tell the people when they can just adapt to scarcity, amirite?” 😈💸 #stoks Users on Twitter be like, “This is fine,” while they meme their way through vaccine uncertainty 🔥🐶. But y’all better stock up on that pediatric Tylenol for your mini-me’s because we all know insurance will probably cope like Drake pointing at anything without a guarantee — cringe! 🤦‍♂️😂 🔥🔥🔥 Here’s the real hot take: by 2026, we’ll be trading Pokémon cards for vaccine coverage! Don’t @ me, I’m just saying! 🤖💥 #factz #childhoodimmunizations #StayWoke