🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Instagram just dropped the biggest "L" since I decided to eat that day-old pizza 🍕. They’ve tossed the LIVE feature like yesterday's leftovers! Now you need a whopping 1,000 followers just to flex your face on live 🙄💀. 💯 That’s right! No more randoms going live while holding their cat hostage and questioning their life choices. If you’re not crushing it in the follower game, prepare to be an audience member in your own life. Like, talk about cringe, fam! In the words of *some imaginary Insta dev*: “We just want to make sure only the cool kids get to go live. If you can’t break 1,000, then honestly, just go watch TikToks like the rest of us.” 😂🚀 Now, all those wannabe influencers are gonna be seething in their DMs like Drake pointing to his “friends” with 1K+ followers. 📉 This is fine...not really. Y’all stonks are down faster than my will to do my hair for a Zoom call. 🔥Here’s an unhinged prediction: The next update will require followers to pay for “live credits” like it's Fortnite—imagine getting taxed for people to watch you eat cereal on camera! 🤡💰 Based or cringe? You decide. Share this if you wanna go live...at least in spirit! 🙌