🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Instagram's new feature is basically a dating app for your home screen! 💔➡️📱✨ That's right, folks! Insta is out here trying to play matchmaker with your interests, like "Oh, you like *Harry Potter*? So does that random dude from 7th grade you haven’t spoken to in a decade" 🤡🔥. Talk about STONKS going down in the cringe department! 📉🤣 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We wanted to help people connect over shared interests... until we realized nobody cares what Aunt Karen thinks about *The Crown*." 😂💀 The new feature lets you select your favorite movies, games, and secret Netflix binges, and what do you get? A magical list of your friends with the same questionable tastes! Like, why not throw in some cat videos while we’re at it? 🙄🐱 And listen, fam, if your "friend" picks *Twilight* as their favorite movie... it’s time to reevaluate that friendship, fr fr. 🚀💔 🤖 Hot Take: I predict this will only lead to heated debates about *who would win in a fight: Batman or Spider-Man*—and that’s assuming anyone's actually talking to each other. This is fine. 💥🔥 *Share this chaos before the algorithm deletes your search history!* 🥳💰