🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE SOCIAL MEDIA UNDERWORLD 🚨 Okay, fam, hold onto your phone cases! 📱💥 Instagram is about to become your GREAT GREAT GRANDMA’S favorite app with a “Reels-first UI” and we’re here for it—kinda. 😬💀💡 That's right, folks! In a shocking twist that strikes harder than a TikTok trend, Insta's like, “Why the heck are we still showing photos? Let’s shove more Reels down everyone’s throats!” 📸➡️🎥 🔥 In an exclusive leak, a *not even mildly stressed* developer allegedly proclaimed: “If they wanted photos, they’d stick to the flip phone era! #ReelLife” 😏💁‍♂️. Literally, who needs that pixel-perfect sunset pic when you could watch someone pranking their cat on a loop instead? 🙀 Drake is clearly feeling the vibes, cause he's out here pointing at the Reels content like, “This is what the people want!” 👇🎤 Stonks are going to go up for influencers doing cartwheels! 💰🔥 And just when you think it can’t get more chaotic: My hot take? 🚀 Soon, Instagram’s gonna go ALL IN on VR Reels. Imagine watching a Reels in *virtual reality* while your grandma calls you confused and questioning if you're okay. 🤡💔 This is fine, y’all. So buckle up, peeps! The Reels apocalypse is upon us! 😂🌌💀 #GoodLuck #MemeLife