🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS, FAM!🚨🔥 Hold onto your filters because Instagram just dropped a bomb 🚀💣: only accounts with 1,000 followers can go live! 🤯💀 I guess they think we’re all just a bit TOO much of a hot mess (could be right, ngl 🤡). So basically, if you don’t have 1K, say goodbye to your dreams of going live and crying over your exes in front of the world—seriously, who needs therapy when you have Insta, right? 😅💔 #ThisIsFine The news hit the streets harder than a TikTok dance gone wrong, with smaller creators absolutely SEETHING 😡. One desperate dev apparently said, “Isn’t this a bit like telling me I can’t use a mic unless I can sing like Beyonce?” 🎤🔥 In a world where *three* people can’t start a podcast without talking about their cats, how on earth do they expect smaller creators—who *definitely* already are making stonks 🤑💰—to cope with this nonsense? So, what’s next? A mandatory audition for TikTok dances? A 10-step process for posting your breakfast? 🤔💀 Get your crystal balls out, folks! In 2024, we’ll ALL need 10,000 followers just to post a selfie! This is chaos! #Tea ☕💔