🚨🔥 BREAKING: Instagram just slapped a "YOU SHALL NOT GO LIVE" sticker on small accounts like they’re the blue-haired kids at the school dance! 💔💃 Why? Because why give the little guys a chance? Meta's out here saying “No clout for you unless you’re rockin’ 1k followers!” 😱💀 Imagine being all set for a live stream, only to get hit with that “sorry, no stonks” message 🙅‍♂️. Instagram’s basically like Drake pointing at your dreams and saying “Nah, that’s cringe” while TikTok dances away with your potential audience. 🕺💔 🗣️ Leaked quote from a Meta developer: “We’re just helping people focus on quality content... so we can keep squeezing those ad dollars outta the influencers.” 😂💰 And honestly, this just screams "this is fine" while the little accounts watch their hopes burn in the background. 🔥 If you’ve got less than 1,000 followers, good luck streaming your cat at 3 AM, fam! 😿 💥 So listen up: my HOT TAKE? By 2025, only verified users will be able to post pictures of their avocado toast! 🌍🥑🔥 Guess we’re all gon’ need to start a cult to get those follower counts up, fr fr. #JoinMyCult2025 🚀🤖