🚨 BREAKING: Instagram just pulled a major THOT move, and it's a total mess! 🤡💀 You now need to have a PUBLIC account with a whopping 1,000 FOLLOWERS just to go LIVE! 🦸‍♂️💔 Like, come on Insta, what are we doing here?! 🤦‍♀️ Just waiting for my mom to notice I’m still at 34 followers while I watch these clowns go viral. 😩💅 This isn’t just a casual update; it’s that feeling when you realize you thought you were in a movie but you’re actually in some cringe reality show where everyone is trying to flex on each other! 🚀📸 Think of the stonks, fam! 📈✨ You might as well call this “Survivor: Instagram Edition.” Only the influencer elite get to stream while the rest of us can cope and seethe! 💰🔫 A leaked convo between devs went something like this: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “We gotta make people feel special!” 👩‍💻 Developer 2: “Let's put them through a follower obstacle course.” 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Bet! This’ll get them STRESSED!" Prediction: In 2025, Instagram will require a minimum of 10,000 followers and a signed DNA test to go live. 😂🔥 Mark my words—this is just the beginning! #InstaFiasco #EpicFail