🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Instagram may have 3 billion users... or is it just Zuck pulling a “let me flex real quick” move? 🤡✨ Like, that’s more people than the entire population of Earth, and they're all just scrolling through pics of avocado toast and influencers peddling 🥵 “life advice.” But hold up! What does “Monthly Active Users” even mean in Zuck’s land of likes and reels? 🤔💭 I can hear him now, "Dude, if you open the app while your phone's on the charger, you’re an MAU, right? 🚀💀" Meanwhile, the developers in Meta HQ are like: "Bro, I just check IG to see the TikTok dances my grandma is trying to master. 🕺💀" 🔥 So while Mark's busy counting all the bots, ghost accounts, and that one dude who signed up in 2012 and still hasn’t posted, real talk: being “active” is just a vibe, ya feel? 💁‍♀️💅 At the end of the day, Instagram might be the equivalent of saying you have a gym membership but only flexing at the smoothie bar. No cap! 💪🍹 So here’s my hot take: in 2024, Meta's gonna reveal that half of those MAUs are just robots fighting for the title of “Best Life Coach.” 🤖⭐️ Stay woke, fam! 🔥✨ #MetaMath 🤖💰