🎉📸 BREAKING NEWS: Instagram *finally* fixed the black hole that was *ruining* your Stories reach! 🚀 Just in! Adam Mosseri, the high-key legend who runs the gram, spilled the tea: "We fixed a bug that made your Stories reach drop faster than your crush’s response time!" 🤡😅 So, here’s the 411: if you've been grinding your gears over your 📉 reach for posting more than one Story a day, you can breathe easy! No cap, the gram was basically like "why you gotta do that?" as users were dragging their Stories into the abyss. 🕳️👀 But wait! Before you go wild posting 50 Stories of your cat in various poses, keep in mind, that doesn’t guarantee you’ll reach your 3 followers. 😬😂 "We still can't make everyone see your Stories... because, well, 'algorithm' and stuff," said Adam in an *exclusive* chat where he was definitely not eating a bagel. 🤑🔥 So what does this mean? MORE CATS! More TikTok dances! More "this is fine" memes starring your breakfast! 🌈🌮 🔮 Hot take: in 2024, Instagram will roll out a "Lets See Who Actually Cares" filter that will literally make your followers swipe up or get blasted into the cosmic void 🚀💀. Share this post if you’re ready to be the next Story king/queen! 👑👑 #StorySaga #Seethe #Based