🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Instagram Rings - A *CIRCLE* JERK 💍🚨🔥 Y’all remember that ONE AWARD show no one asked for? Yeah, welcome to Rings! 🤡 Instagram just announced they’re giving kudos — yep, awards like it’s the Oscars but for influencers. Imagine Spike Lee, designer Marc Jacobs, and Adam Mosseri sitting there, judging your TikTok about cats riding Roombas. 🐱🛋️💨 Drake’s pointing meme: "That’s a W." But let’s be real, are we ready to hear *Adam Mosseri* trying to sound cultured? 😬 "Um, I think the *vibe* was really on point." Sure, Adam, more like *vibe check failed* if you don’t have at least one meme account in the mix. 😂 Oh, and leaked quote from a dev: "We threw in some celebs to distract from the fact that we’re still totally copying TikTok." Stonks for that transparency! 📉💰 But can we talk about how this feels like a high school prom committee? 🤭🔥 Who’s next? A panel of Cringe Compilations experts? "This is fine" vibes all around, fr fr. MARK MY WORDS: in 2024, Instagram will launch the “Best Filter” award, and we’ll all have to vote from our *Choose Your Fighter* selection menu! 🥴💥💻 #RingsChallenge2024 - Let's make it a thing! 🚀👑