🎉🚨 STOP THE PRESSES, FOLKS! 🚨🎉 Instagram just dropped **SIGNIFICANT** inbox management upgrades for the big-shot creators 🎤💅! You know, the ones who get more DMs than you get likes on your post 😢. It’s like they’re swimming in a pool of "Hey, can you promote my smoothie?" requests 🥤💀! 🌟 So what’s cooking in the IG lab? This wild new feature lets influencers multi-select filters, like choosing between keto and vegan options in the influencer buffet 🍽️🤷‍♂️. Now they can finally sort the shine from the cringe faster than you can say “stoked to collab!” 🔍✨ And get this, they can even create CUSTOM SHORTCUTS 🚀! It’s like building their own personal Hogwarts for messages. Ooh, can I get a “wish you were here” folder? And a “I promise it’s not a scam” section? 📚💸 But let’s be real: if these tools help influencers spend less time sifting through messages and more time posting their avocado toast pics 🥑📸, should we really be celebrating? 🤔💔 **LEAKED QUOTE from an anonymous IG dev**: “Honestly, I figured it was either this or a TikTok-style DM dance-off. You know how *that* went.” 🤡 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2030, DMs will become sentient and start sliding into our feeds with unsolicited life advice! 🤖🔥💣 #WatchOut #ThisIsFine