🚨🎤 Stop the presses, fam! Instagram just dropped a bombshell straight outta conspiracy corner 🤡💣. Their head honcho claims they *NOT* eavesdropping on your late-night pizza combo secrets! 😱 But hold up, it’s not like they need to – AI knows we’ll order extra cheese before our brains even think it! 🧀🤖 👀💬 Just imagine: AI reading your mind like it’s a freakin’ book because they’ve been watching your TikTok scroll history like a hawk. "Oh, you like those cat memes? Bet you also wanna buy catnip, right?" 😼💸. “High-level spying?” Nah fam, that’s called predictive purchasing. 👨‍💻 In a totally *leaked* dev chat, one said, "Why listen when we can just vibe-check your Instagram likes? 🤔" BRUH. That's a galaxy brain move. 🌌🔥. But how else will they know when you’re in an existential crisis and NEED some overpriced avocado toast inspiration? 🤤🥑 #Stonks So here’s the hot take: Instagram will unveil a “thoughts to posts” feature by 2024, where your brainwaves directly become captions. Get ready for “deep thoughts” but in the cringiest way possible! 🤯📱👀💥 Share this with your friend who STILL thinks their phone is plotting world domination! 🌍🔥 #MetaConspiracy #TechConsumersUnite