🚜🌾🔥 Y’all, HOLD UP! Instacrops is about to drop some AI juice at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 and, uh, we’re like 👀 "Is this a TED Talk or a sci-fi movie?" 🤖💧✨ So, like, these mad geniuses are claiming their tech can SLASH water use in farming by 30% 💦💰. I don't know about you, but if my plants could save that much water, they better start paying rent! 🤡💸 #StonksButForCrops **"We’re basically the Avengers of Agriculture,"** said some unnamed developer while sipping an overpriced oat latte. 🤷‍♂️☕ "Like, if Captain Planet was a coder, that would be us." 💪🌍 But fr fr, this is just a way for tech bros to flex about their "eco-friendly" shadow while harvesting ‘LIKE’ buttons on social media. 🤳💔 Just another day in the land of the cringe. 🚀🌌 HOT TAKE: In 2030, your corn will have its own Instagram account and charge you an hourly rate to look at it. Farmers will become the new influencers—#FarmTok, anyone? 💥💯 So grab those popcorn seeds, folks 🌽🍿! This is gonna be a wild ride!