🌌💥 Buckle up, memers, because the Insta360 Go Ultra is about to drop like it’s hot 🔥 – and by “drop,” I mean the weight of my emotional baggage when I saw that it’s NOT a pill anymore 😩💊😤! Insta360 just gave their new action cam a GLOW UP and it’s rocking a brand-spankin’ square design. Yes, I said square, so all you math nerds can finally call it a “perfect shape” without seething 😤✌️. An official unveiling? Nah, fam, we live for that sweet sweet “leak life” 🍕👀. Thanks to our snitch, Roland Quandt, we now know it’s called the Insta360 Go Ultra—because apparently, "Go 4" was too basic for their bougie brand vibes 🤡💰. But hold up! This bad boy packs a 1/1.28-inch sensor and shoots 4K at 60fps. That's CRISPY, fam! 🍟👀 Just be ready for the usual “this is fine” meme when your friends are out there filming TikToks while you struggle to find the right angle without looking like a potato 🥔. Leaked dev quote: “Our engineers thought squares were just a phase, but turns out, they’re *shooketh*” 😂💀. Final hot take? The Insta360 Go Ultra will either win the best action cam award, or it’ll end up in a meme compilation of "good ideas gone wrong"—BRACE YOURSELVES 🚀🤖!