🔥🚨 BREAKING: Infosys Just Did the Financial Equivalent of Buying the $5 Dolla Menu at McDonald's! 💰💩 So here’s the tea, fam: Indian tech behemoth Infosys just flexed 💪🤑 and snagged a 75% stake in the cloud services squad *Versent Group* (a.k.a. the people who probably know the clouds better than your ex knows your Netflix password). 🤖☁️ This went down for a casual $153 million – you know, pocket change in the tech universe. 💀 Hold up, was that a *75% stake*? What’s next, are they going to be the main character in Versent’s origin story? 📖 "It’s not just a cloud, it’s a *cloud with emotional depth*!" Get ready for some cinematic vibes, guys. Rumor has it one of the developers mumbled, “We just wanted to help the cloud get bigger, like my aspirations after a 3-day coding binge.” 🤡🤫 And ya know what? I can't help but feel like *somewhere* Elon Musk is shaking his head in divine disappointment, saying, “This is fine.” 😤🔥 🚀 But here’s the spicy hot take: by 2025, cloud service providers will be charging by the *byte* – brace yourselves for the short-term stonk pump and long-term cringe collapse! 🔥💥 Share this chaotic ride with somebody who needs a giggle! 💯💫