🚨BREAKING NEWS: Indiegogo just got snatched up by Gamefound! 🎲💰 That’s right, folks—your crowdfunding platform is now officially infested with board game nerds. Prepare for a slew of “in-app purchases” of cardboard and dice instead of the usual trendy gadgets! 🕹️🤡 But don’t worry—Indiegogo CEO Julie dePontbriand said they’re joining forces to create the “marvel of crowdfunding technology.” 😤 Yeah, because who doesn’t want to fund a Warhammer tower defense game on a site where half the campaigns remain unfinished since 2015? 💀 #ThisIsFine I can just picture the CEO of Gamefound licking their chops saying: "We’re gonna turn Indiegogo into the Monopoly of crowdfunding!" 🎩💥 (leaked convo between devs: “How do we integrate D&D mechanics? Adding a ‘roll for initiative’ button?”) And hold up, did we just lose sight of the fact that tariffs on China could turn the tabletop scene into a game of "how to seethe over rising prices?" 📈🤬 #Stonks So buckle up, fam, we’re about to have a table-top-tastic apocalypse! 🔥 I predict the merging will result in crowdfunded life-sized wooden board games, making your living room an actual war zone of cringe. Welcome to the future, where Monopoly money will become REAL money—just kidding, no cap! 🚀 What a time to be alive! 💀💸